The Royal Bath

Do you want to know a secret? 
Have you ever wondered what a prince looks like in the bath? 
Sometimes they take off their crown in order to revert to whence they came. 
A pond is absolutely in the eye of the beholder. Most hansom princes have a secret "pond" stowed away, in plain sight, somewhere in the palace. 
So when the pressures of royal life become a heavy load, just image the simple joy of crownlessly slipping back into the water, reverting back to your warty skin, webbed toes and beautiful bulging eyes. 
Oh the joy.