The Cat Burglar cloche

You may never hear him…but he’s there.
You may never see him… but he’s always there.
You may never even have known about him… but he’s there, in the dark, just doing what he does.
In fact, you’re very lucky to catch this rare glimpse of the infamous Cat Burglar.
He’s a mystery. An enigma. Just the faintest of moving shadows, caught in the corner of your eye.
He’s fast, he’s stealthy, he’s super sneaky.
He steals from cats and gives to the mice.
He purrrrloins feline treasures, the cats’ whiskers, the cat's cradle, their feline fur, those little pieces of string they find so fascinating and has even been known to snaffle away the cats pyjamas on occasion.
Tonight's prize and what a prize it is, is the cat's bell, very cleverly pinched by the master, mouse criminal. No more silly jingling, no more irritating ting-a-linging. Now he will have peace. Now he will hardly even know that the cat is there.......
‘Oh’, he thinks this may not have been such a good idea as he first thought!