The Biscuit Box
This box looks like a biscuit box.
By definition, a biscuit box keeps biscuits fresh and secure.
Sadly, this little box does neither.
It was infiltrated years ago by a clever mouse by the name of Edward, or Sleepy Ed to all his friends.
The master biscuit burglar gains access to this confectionery heaven by means of his secret door. He now has biscuit pilfering down to a fine art.
But his art of plundering has rules.
1) Always keep at least one keen eye and one acute ear out
2) Clear away all telltale signs of feasting by first light. Try not to make it look too much like home.
3) Do not eat all the best biscuits first, no matter how tempting they seem.
4) Always leave the last biscuit and make sure it's a good one.
5) Never ever, ever leave crumbs or worse.
6) Remember, the best modus operandi is not to let anyone know you were ever there.
They have served him well so far
15 x 15 x 19cm
This piece is more suitable for serving biscuits than storing them


