Signed and sealed, Exchange of contracts glass cloche
Signed and sealed, the exchange of contracts.
I, Hopeful Lily, Mouse, promise to abide by the following.
I will not rummage about noisily in your cupboards and drawers at night.
I will not leave foot prints and worse in the butter.
I will not knaw holes in your wainscot.
I will never vandalize a doll's house.
I will not run up and down the clock, whatever the time.
I, Rachel Watts, Hooman, promise to abide by the following;
I will never stop you and yours from Stiring at any time of the year
I will always give you the nose from the cheese.
I will never refer to you and yours, as timerous or beasties.
I will make sure my cats wear bells on their collars at all times.
I will never amputate tails with kitchen utensils, even if I marry a farmer.

